Buying condoms...

In case you did not know, the best place to buy condoms is... Amazon... Yes, the best place to buy condoms is Amazon. That is if you know what you need. You can get the, very cheaply, in bulk, but you have to fuck a lot, otherwise they will expire, and you will have to replenish your supplies. ;) Just follow this link to see their prices!

That's nicely loaded...

That really is nicely loaded!

Import Killer

So for all of you, import car fans, I present the self-proclaimed, Import Killer! It will probably kill your Honda, but let's wait with that until the two actually meet.

Duty free shopping

Yes! When buying cigarettes, only in bulk! It will save you money, especially with todat

Home Alone house!

So I've seen the Home Alone house back in July. Its exterior hasn't changed a little since the movie came out. Check it out for yourself!

I know you probably want to watch that movie again after seeing this photo. You can stream it right here, or if you're one of the people who want to hold things in your hands, you can get the DVD here. 

FedEx delivers... Furniture!

Yes, FedEx does deliver everything and anything that you may want to be delivered to your doorstep. And they do it every day at a reasonable price too!

Yes, all you lazy motherfuckers can now get your new kitchen bar stools along with your brand fucking new kitchen table delivered to your doorstep with FedEx. Because it is such a pain in the ass to go to IKEA these days. So go on Amazon instead, and with Amazon Prime you'll even get free shipping on your 70 pounds and up package, even if you don't want to pay for that, you can use the 30-Day Free Trail offer. So have a good fucking day, and just make sure to tip that poor FedEx delivery guy when you deiced to make his day at work miserable...

Bendable ring

Yes! That motherfucker is bendable! That is, flexible... Made with high quality mesh that only your mom can appreciate, it is one of the most awesome pieces of jewelry made available on Amazon. And yes, I own one myself!

Get one for your selfish desire to make yourself more fashionable! I assure you, it is only high quality. The only question you will be asking is, why don't they make them in size of your dick! Unless you have a really tiny one, then you'll certainly find something for you.

The best thing about that bad ass is that it is only $4.99! Yes, $4.99! You should feel fucking special, I paid $15 for it! So get one while they're still there... Available only at Amazon.

TSA carry-on

Long time ago, I've posted a great carry-on bag for you guys to take on the plane when flying. "This bag contains a gun..." Well, that was a little harsh on the TSA people, so let me give you a few different examples showing you what alternatives you have when searching for a carry-on bag... The best selection, well, not really the best, but the best quality for money you will find on Amazon, obviously. But what about all those local stores? Hmm... Do you really want to talk to another human being about what carry-on bag you should buy? Go check out that selection on Amazon...

Best (at least for us) Nexus 4 case!

We've found the best case for Nexus 4. Feels great on the phone and what's important the most it doesn't even add as much to the phone as one would expect from such a sturdy and durable case. It comes with a clear back side, designed so you can put a cut-out from a picture or anything else you'd wish to put there. Check it out on Amazon here! 

Nexus 4 still available for sale

Google's previous flagship Android device can still be found for sale on websites like Amazon and eBay even though discontinued selling them in favor of the new Nexus 5 device.

LG E960 Google Nexus 4 Unlocked GSM Phone, 16Gb, International Version/Warranty Black

Google Music finally available

So guess what, Google just made Google Music available to everyone. No, not just the app in beta version. Not just its Android app in which you can listen to music stored on your phone. You can now download music from Google, just like you can from iTunes. All of it happens on your laptop, or on your Android phone or tablet. What's better, you can choose to store your music on Google servers and you can access it everywhere you have internet connection!

Get cash back rewards by using your debit card!

The day's when you got cash back rewards from your debit card are long over. Chase, Bank of America and Wells Fargo have stopped rewarding their checking account holders for using their debit cards long time ago. Fortunately, there is a new way you can get these rewards now the same way you used to! Well, not exactly. 

A million-dollar mistake in German museum

File this one under "O" for "Oops." A cleaner with the best intentions accidentally destroyed a piece of art worth more than $1 million when she removed what she thought was a "stain" from the installation. Spoiler alert: It wasn't really a stain.

The piece of art, titled "When It Starts Dripping From The Ceilings," features a series of wooden planks and a (formerly) discolored plastic bowl. The artist, the late Martin Kippenberger, intended for viewers to understand that the bowl had been discolored by water running over the pieces of wood.

Unfortunately, the bowl isn't so discolored anymore. A spokesperson from the art museum in Dortmund, Germany, remarked that "it is now impossible to return it to its original state." The cleaner was apparently unaware that she was supposed to stay at least 20 centimeters away from the works of art.

Kippenberger died at the age of 43 in 1997, but he left behind a large collection of work. Roberta Smith of the New York Times said he was "widely regarded as one of the most talented German artists of his generation." Like many of the greats, his work has grown more valuable since his death. In 2005, a Kippenberger painting went for more than $1 million.

So far, there's been no word on whether the cleaning woman will be in any legal or financial trouble for her mistake. The piece of art was on loan to the museum from a private collector, who will probably think twice before lending out any more million-dollar pieces of art. According to the AP, insurance adjusters are currently "assessing the damage." It'll be up to the owner to decide whether to approve an effort to restore the piece to something resembling its original state, or just leave it as is.

Google Changes Search Algorithm, Trying to Make Results More Timely

The new algorithm is a recognition that Google, whose dominance depends on providing the most useful results, is being increasingly challenged by services like Twitter and Facebook, which have trained people to expect constant updates with seconds-old news.

It is also a reflection of how people use the web as a real-time news feed - that if, for example, you search for a baseball score, you probably want to find the score of a game being played at the moment, not last week, which is what Google often gave you.

“This is the result of them saying we need to find a way to more effectively get fresh content up,” said Danny Sullivan, editor of Search Engine Land and an industry expert. “It does help with the issue of people thinking, ‘Wow, if I need to find out about something breaking, I’ll go to Facebook or Twitter for that.”

Think big, start small

Intrigued by this little black t-shirt that is on sale on Zazzle.com with some (pointless) words on it I decided to write this post. I mean just see what it says. What do you think? Totally pointless, right? Well, I would argue on that.

"Think big, start small" - what can it apply to? Many people want to make some big changes in their lifes, buy a new house, get a better job, start a successful business, some of us even want more - become a famous actor, etc, etc. But most of us just keep day dreaming what it would be like to be there. And that's a huge mistake.

Don't think how different you life is gonna be when you accomplish something (which in this case you probably won't), think how to get there instead. So therefore THINK BIG - think about what you want, whether it is that new house by the beach, or that new job, and then stop. Here's the next step: START SMALL - decide how you wanna get there, step by step, and just keep trying until you achieve success.

Have you ever seen that movie with 50 Cent, Get Rich or Die Tryin'? It's something like that. Spend your whole life trying to accomplish your dreams, or just die trying.

Is Steve Jobs Dead?

Right now the internet's quaking with speculation about Steve Jobs' possible death—all sparked by a single tweet. But rumors from news desks and people dumping AAPL stock are making us wonder: is this it? We really hope not.
Did an intern fuck up? Did someone tweet something they shouldn't have? We don't know—but we will say it's reminding us a lot of the media rumors that swirled up right before Patrick Swayze died of pancreatic cancer. It's extremely hard to keep the lid on the death of a celebrity—today more than ever, thanks to websites like ours. We realize we're cranking the wheel on the rumor mill by writing this, but we want to settle the question definitively. So we've got our feelers out everywhere, and are trying to either quash this rumor or verify some awful news we've all been dreading. If you know anything, send it our way.

Crossing the border... illegally...

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years of hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. Two Americans just got eight years for crossing the Iranian border. But if you cross the U.S. border illegally you get a job, a… drivers license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing, child benefits, education and a tax free business for 7 years... No our country is in debt...

T-Mobile G2 gets Gingerbread

Great news T-Mobile G2 owners as today is a magical day for you. That’s right I’m talking about a Gingerbread OTA update that begins today and will rollout over the next few weeks to all G2 owners. This has been a great week for T-Mobile Android owners who are finally seeing a long promised Gingerbread update arrive. Let’s just get right to the meat of this and tell you what’s in store:

• Android 2.3.3
• Google Books added
• Notification color scheme is now black
• New battery indicator, phone and web icons
• Color-coded network icon and signal indicator
• Pressing the power key on a call disables the proximity sensor
• Wi-Fi calling improvements
• New SMS and email notification improvements
• Improvements to sending MMS from the Gallery

If you aren’t willing to wait for the OTA to come to you, you can try and go to it by using the following steps:

1. Press the MENU key
2. Tap SETTINGS
3. Tap ABOUT PHONE
4. Tap SYSTEM UPDATES

Note this line from the support document which I’m emphasizing in bold capital letters so people are sure to read it:

IMPORTANT: DO NOT CALL T-MOBILE TO RECEIVE THE UPDATE BEFORE SEPTEMBER 1. THE TIMELINE FOR RECEIVING THE OTA CANNOT BE EXPEDITED. T-MOBILE CANNOT MANUALLY PUSH THE SOFTWARE TO CUSTOMERS WHO ASK TO RECEIVE IT. 

Hope you all got that last part!

T-Mobile

Mac OS X Lion

After waiting for a long time, Mac OS X Lion finally arrived! It's here! Go and grab it from the Mac App Store now.

Apple just announced Mac OS X Lion, the eight major release of the world's most advanced operating system. It comes with more than 250 new features. It's available today as a download from the Mac App Store for $29.99.

Carry-on luggage

Try going through airport security (TSA) with this bag as your carry-on.You'll sure attract some attention...

This bag contains a gun... by NoveltyDesign
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