Bendable ring

Yes! That motherfucker is bendable! That is, flexible... Made with high quality mesh that only your mom can appreciate, it is one of the most awesome pieces of jewelry made available on Amazon. And yes, I own one myself!

Get one for your selfish desire to make yourself more fashionable! I assure you, it is only high quality. The only question you will be asking is, why don't they make them in size of your dick! Unless you have a really tiny one, then you'll certainly find something for you.

The best thing about that bad ass is that it is only $4.99! Yes, $4.99! You should feel fucking special, I paid $15 for it! So get one while they're still there... Available only at Amazon.