Yes, all you lazy motherfuckers can now get your new kitchen bar stools along with your brand fucking new kitchen table delivered to your doorstep with FedEx. Because it is such a pain in the ass to go to IKEA these days. So go on Amazon instead, and with Amazon Prime you'll even get free shipping on your 70 pounds and up package, even if you don't want to pay for that, you can use the 30-Day Free Trail offer. So have a good fucking day, and just make sure to tip that poor FedEx delivery guy when you deiced to make his day at work miserable...
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